Hello world!

Well, we’ll see. For now here is this to ponder:

Freezer burnt chicken quarters, ketchup, a half eaten loaf of French bread and some stale beer looked like all the contents the fridge held that still resembled edible food. The science experiment in the back on the third shelf in the deep casserole pan appeared to be nearing the final stages of evolutionary development. I’m sure by Thursday that it will have overwhelmed the kitchen entirely and begun plotting its coup against my apartment. Not that I’d be able to tell a difference in general- the place was a wreck. Last weeks pizza boxes, this weeks Chinese food containers and two months worth of clutter and grime wouldn’t be any worse off with an evil tuna casserole takeover. Heck, the growth in the fridge had been so detailed and methodical that whatever spawn it became was almost certainly going to be better organized than I was. Maybe it would even be able to uncover the two table lamps that had gone missing sometime two or three days ago into the mess of my bedroom.

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Published in: on February 24, 2011 at 1:32 am  Comments (2)  

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  1. An evil tuna casserole takeover… I like it πŸ™‚ Mayhaps the tuna will join leagues with the notorious Overlord Combreak, beginning with Mt. Pleasant, and then, the world! Bwahahaha…. ahem. πŸ˜‰

  2. Personally I’m rooting for the lamps.


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